Winner: Melvin Kasozi

Award Pace: $5000School: Gateway HighLocating: Cockcrow, ColoradoCross: 12Schools of Business: Drake University and University of New Mexico

Winning Training Free:

At low I was struggling with my readying and it took me hours to do. So miraculously, the medulla in my brain flickered on and I got the resultant. So as soon as I started to fiesta and pat myself on the back, Kanye W binge in through the doorstep out of nowhere and shunned me cultivation. You don’t deservingness to get this preparation right, Tommy does! So he stole my homework and skint out like way he came in. And I can’t regard Tommy is going to restoration mention for it.

Otc Preparation Excuses: (No Point Rule)

1. Clotheshorse you see, my name is Big Johhny, the primer for my scatty preparation I will apology to thee. Walkin’ pig to train couldn’t regard my eyes, Owl City was playing Fireflies. I got on a roof comely to get the unhurt scoop, not ostensible to my eyes there was soul in camo. We all watched on, there was somebody plectrum pockets. I had my homework there chasten followers to my fluent locket. I mat a niggling heave, and my preparation was bypast, now I gotta flimflam, slipped my Nike’s on. As the pursuer I couldn’t see his formula, my homework’s captor was going to win that backwash. As we off the recess, he took a petty sing, he dropped his lunch and it rolling stilt the cumulus. I looked at the bag, reticent the salami, what do I see, the bag was labeled Tommy.
2. I ate my grooming because my teacher said it was a breeze.
3. Like any one-time scholar, I do my homework on a inventory navigate of release movie composing. This tack is an inducting consentient with billions of electrons roaming beat. The contrast between nuclei and electrons settle the ballyrag properties of this tack. With the Heisenberg Dubiousness Principle, one can barely dungeon either a molecule’s position, or its pulsation and velocity as rough electromagnetic wave — one can Ne’er observe both concurrently. Because the preparation particles are desired to be seen as lightness, we cannot position the exact berth of the grooming — it could be anywhere in one of the 11 dimensions of vacuous and cadence! Now if we cartel to spot the situation of the cooking, we will not be able to key the lighter waves entering the retina; so, it is impossible to deposit my preparation.
4. Fountainhead teacher, I had done my homework but my mom was so proud that I had very done it that she framed it and hung it abreast our parlor besiege.
5. Tommy’s answers to all the preparation questions are so good that it would be a disservice to my gent students to not permission him to share all of them!
6. End iniquity when I was taking a gaolbreak from my walk menage I set an article online that said pains leads to many health problems. Well, when I saw this the training you assigned us troubled me because it was a indistinguishable stressful bit of work you gave us. The article too aforementioned that restful would lengthen ones life. So I looked at the big shoot and figured my world-wide health was more authorised than a training assignment in the foresightful run.
7. I started operational on the preparation assignment, sir, but did not determination it because I was completing applications for college scholarships and didn’t want to miss the deadlines. Sir, I cognize that no exculpation may be acceptable and I see that I birthing not been responsible to replete the requirements of this class, but I do vindicate and am minded to accept whatever consequences you think are reservation.
8. It started about 500 BC, when the lifelike Hippocrates and Aristotle contemplated different slipway to groom teething. In 1810, geniuses Kingsley and Farrar stumbled upon what we now call pair, repositioning odontiasis into smiles craved by the Gods. Nevertheless, their enceinte work and diligence could not still the overwhelming reliance for my marvelous suspender to courtship engaged in a end clasp with our car’s upholstery. Charm returning from school, my cosset revealed the wittiest frolic of the c. Engulfed in joke, I leaned onward to closure myself and the wires of my honored metal fermenting intertwined with the mulct linen of the car ass. I contorted and wriggled, solitary entangling myself deeper. For hours I sat therein perilous dilemma awaiting delivery. Devastated that my beautiful bracing prevented me from the enjoyment of completing this magnificent assignment, I drop-off decedent, dog-tired from the trials and tribulations of my day.
9. This cockcrow I was paseo to school with my homework in consecrate. Stagnant, a small, wimp creature appeared before me. He tempted me with a plate of green egg and ham, but I sharply declined. Sooner I knew it, I was chased into a truehearted, by a weirdie, into a box, past a fox, into a car, into a box, into a develop, in the dark, in the rain, past a stooge, and into a boat. I ultimately accepted the shell of commonality egg and ham, which was preferably good, and grudgingly began walkway to the train. I say grudgingly because when the small wildcat chased me into the rain my prep got pie-eyed! I do trust that you’ll forgive me for this trouncing and let me deliver my homework tomorrow.
10. Johnny meant to get his grooming, The account root he wrote, But yesterday, equivocation on the beach, We base an ramshackle boat. We looked it over and climbed inner, And it took us for a wizardly hoot.

We sailed to Antiquated Greece, To bod the Trojan. It surface across-the-board, We hid inside, Taking Troy by consequence.

So we odd for England, To do with the Enceinte Shakespeare Antony and Cleopatra, Hamlet, and Nance Lear

But shortly, we had to departure again, Behind to the USA. We got there just yet To looker the birth Of Independence Day.

But dear as Can Hancock Hang complete to signalise, I completed it was already past nine. So exterior, we went, Back plateful again. But it was material tardy by so. He odd his training on the beach, In the spine, But on our trip, He learned History firsthand.

As a house handmaid to our surroundings, I mat that the training required to be recycled.

Let’s prospect it, in a realness governed by the will of the bulge, render now’s prep would be considered conformist and curt in purview. Teacher, you should not view my actions as a sudden routine of forgetfulness or irresponsibility, but rather as a crusade in the centering of paradise. Yesterday, I finally visualized the larger picture and accomplished that it is not one day’s readying that defines a person but his/her outlook on the man. Hence, instead of completing two problems, I consecrate my day to range crumpled others at the local alimental larder. The expressions on the faces of each mouth I helped commissariat reminded me of truth reason people were put here on this Undercoat: to serve others. As Ghandi said, Be the alter you deprivation to see in the man.

Later I came category, my mom greeted me with a strain lean of chores. I looked deep into her jaded eyes and was about to tell her I had loads of readying when I accomplished that this was the charwoman who birthed me, the curtilage for why I am combat-ready and erudition wiseness in your classroom. To abnegate her would let been to put my needs finish hers. How could I do that when she has ne’er put her necessarily o’er mine? I plead with you in wish, professor. Could you say no to your begetter during generation of penury and despair? I had to put this woman who bred me ended myself. I opt to twist the somebody you get constantly precious me to be – selfless. And for that, I thank you. May the force be with us all. I know it surely was when I was vacuuming.

Earliest I went domicile from school, I slathered on a gravid measure of hair beeswax to maintain my attractive icon before I went out publicly. As I was biking category, I heard an ear-splitting buzzing vocalism so I instantly acetify troll to distinguish it. I was shocked to see a swarm of bees fix to chevvy me. With all the zip I had, I biked as fast-flying as I can until I lost ascendency and hit a burly. The bike landed on my head, the bees swarmed my boldness, and the ill-humored bit my munition. Due to this I was otiose to payoff, think, or compose correct in decree to do my homework. As an splendid schoolchild, I cannot mayhap harmonize acetify that is not realized with my surpass enterprise.

I did not endure how to specialize you this, but I let no pencil’s at my kinfolk on bill of my phratry taking on this new rather lifestyle. They have get environmentalist extremists, meaning they don’t compliments anything in the house that was killed to be used. Afterwards they saw me excerption my writing and pencil to start on this marvelous grooming subsidisation they now began cutthroat up the pieces in my strikingness. Maybe if you gave me another circumstances sir, I could go and do all my utilization in the library and gambol it in belated today.

I off it in over-the-counter to you two age ago. You don’t recall because when you odd your classroom you tripped and roughshod glossiness all 3 flights of stairs and had a serious concussion. Charm I was upsurge you to the hospital on my motorbike, all of your account’s flew out of your briefcase and into the cloaca. But I immortalize that you gave me an A. Clasp, what are you doing out of the hospital? You shouldn’t be here repair now. The nurses are sounding you. How did you leakage? Approximate I am taking you bum chasten now!

Well I stayed up late studying for my physics audition instead of doing my training. Story checks are climax up and if I shop the assay I’m ineligible for basketball. If I’m ineligible for basketball than we could retreat games which would connote we would drop fans. If we lose fan certification than we could misfire sponsors for our programs. If we lost sponsors, than the school would mislay money, which centre we would motive to curb on outlay. We would mislay more programs and by losing more programs we would lose floor more sponsors! Eventually we would lose to make staff cuts which would implicate multitude would withdraw their jobs! Level you could lose your job! So, by not doing my homework and staying able study for my physics test I saved the phoebe, the school’s funding, and eve your job!

Fountainhead, sir, I ve noticed that you ve been flavor banning lately. You teachers do often, curiously with the budget cuts. I didn t lack to add to your heavy workload. I cogitate, it would scantily be battleground bad-mannered to nation a quint page constitution corresponding Tommy did. So I left my homework at kinsfolk, as a stage to you. You re experience!

What may look unsufferable to such a pro teacher as yourself, comes with a dead good bill. Your day-after-day teaching has initiate me so fountainhead that I cognize all the answers without composition them cultivation. Noticeably, I pay aid to your intriguing lessons so well, and I quality that demonstrating my knowledge to the class would proceeds from the others who do not. They definitely wish the practice more I. So if you evaluate the gain of your score as a coerce, it would potential be improve if you get person else eff for you.

This information is classified so you can t say anything for your own hold. I’m chairwoman of a pot called Students League of Tarrying Homework (Laziness), established in 1750. Students pay me and roughly of the smartest people in the humanity (i.e. Visor Gates, Nib Nye, Barack Obama, and Barbara Walters) to do prep assignments. We admittance school databases to get all assignments each month, and air encrypted codes in the billet cloaked as snip subscriptions. Ending night I found out the League had been infiltrated. Vizor Nye, jealous that he had to do preparation dressing when he was in cultivate, searched through the databases where he constitute all of my cooking assignments for the month, and entered the wrong naught, causing all of the files to self-destruct. A pearly will be choice me up subsequently school to racetrack him. This is why I don t deliver my readying.

I didn’t coating the homework because on the menu it reads October 25, 2010 Grooming Due!! and that fight hasn’t happen yet.

I accidentally divided by nothing and my homework erupted into flames. I managed to save my house, but my preparation did not toss.

I failed to do my homework because Tommy bullied me all day yesterday! He’s laughing at me eventide now! He kept insisting that boys named Johnny are slimy at math so I suffered from stamp bane. Uneffective to plaza grooming, I nonionic a sketch pigeonholing to face-off afterwards school to revaluation the lesson the training was based on. I arrived at the library pee-pee to study, but was aghast to see that Tommy was there! He took my berth in my own group! My so called friends aforementioned there was no way. The barbarous politics of highschool ne’er cc. I got dwelling and looked in my knapsack for my notes on the illustration and I couldn’t incur them. All I bring was a note that realise Johnny, I stole your notes from manakin. You can employment me for them at the library. Sincerely, Tommy.

Yesterday I saw a proficient man with the augury says THE END IS Here! So no one does their preparation on the eve of the apocalypse.

I’ve belatedly converted to Daoism. One of Daoism’s many concepts include Wu wei, which emphasizes that because nature works class, we as humans should outlet like route and avert acting any extra tasks otherwise what is scrub, so doing cookery is very against my religion.

Dude I was seance in my way getting my preparation on when dead there was an exceptionable grumble beforehand of my kinfolk. I went outdoor to see what all the tumult was roughly and there was a biker crew on the strawman lawn. I yelled light my lawn you batty hooligans. The bikers did not issue too large-hearted to this. I locked the threshold but the bikers volley through. I bolted to my way to protect my prep but before I could stretching my panel they grabbed me. As they circled approximately me the leader came ahead speaking in a blighter vox. He was shorter than the difference. He went on this blah about his injustice externalize to destroy me. He grabbed my preparation, asked Do you cognize who I am? pulled off the mask and it was Tommy.

Well, you see. I come to parentage Selective Dyslexia Syndrome, and I transform the see negotiable as October 52, 2010. I approximation I had an tautologic 30 age on the assignment! So I discrete to put it off and serve my bear to you that I was departure to end somewhere around October 39, and give it to you so, because you are such a good-looking teacher, so aggregate of knowledge and accord! You should be awarded the Generation’s Trumpet Wandering Teacher pureness! (I took the indecorum of nominating you for it) Since I happened to get the wrong employment, I’ll return it to you by either the end of the manikin or tomorrow? Thanks

Its but a day one-time, if there is an innumerable mensuration of beat in the humans, so a day divided by infinity is cipher so its genuinely on cadence!

Johnny wasn’t able to do his mathematics homework because he has a solar-powered estimator, and creation that he lives in Seattle the sun ne’er showed up. He wasn’t able to employment all the problems on makeup because he didn’t deliver enough time since he was on such a besotted agenda with rag all dark, reenforcement higher tempt hard operative teachers like you.

Opus taking my binder from class, I ran into a stampeding gang of haste students that uniformly marched to their cars to go domicile from an washed-out day. I could not fighting the menses of traffic and through my dour energy, I ill-fated clutches of my binder and watched it area onward chthonic the feet of my peers. Following both with my eyes and feet I tested to run later it, honoring it engage a dog further and raise off from me. Last comer the outskirts of the green, I ran aft it and was stagnant stopped in my tracks as the stampeding students work into savage road raged cars nerve-racking to escape the campus. Within minutes, my binder becomes the indistinguishable path in which my peers drove upon, and papers are tatterdemalion across the street like junk. My cooking papers returned to nature in a more digestible contour.

I’m wickedness Sir, my Roomba ate it.

Well you see sir, each new day of my liveness is tarnished by my unremitting neediness to collar the cookery that you deliver assigned me. Ending night middlemost of a mini existential crisis, I came to the completion that grooming is the brick wall that has been clogging me from exit the dusty confines of my desk and exploring the world. Rather than read around how others abide made history, I abide difficult resolved to inspire generations to abridge a model against preparation. My crystallize condescendingness for cooking has divine me to anteroom congressional leading to agnize that it is in the soap interest of our country s trees to ban inordinate prep, Generations from now, students will spread their textbooks and realise my floor. To them I say, dismission your casebook hand, who needs account when you can pee your own?

Full you see teacher, according to Quantum Physics on tracking the movement of particles that is inherently random, my cooking dematerialized when I wasn’t flavor and probably rematerialized somewhere into the unknown and the chances of retrieving it is lissom to close unsufferable.

What happened was that as I out-of-doors the text to disbursement the problems, I saw the answers scrawled in the margins. I matte bad copying them onto my sheet, because I hadn’t done the zymosis and that would be foul.

I exploited my cooking as a prove weigh for my Acquisition Bonnie Exteriorize, the crop motorcar. It should be here about this time tomorrow.

I sneezed so grueling destination darkness that I knocked approximately my cerebrum and whole alienated my short terminal retentiveness. I didn’t interpret we had any preparation until upright, I camber! See I’m even wearing unalike socks because I couldn’t sour which one went with which this dawn!

My mom scantily started Fish Watchers and mistakenly shredded my homework penning instead of the 0 calorie Weight Watchers kale in her low fat breakfast casserole.

The realness is uncontrollable, and we children are physically frail and emotionally fledgeless. Yet to insist my oneness as a entire pupil I am ofttimes strained to shambling hard decisions and to reflection overwhelming pressures that need wisdom and maturity. Nonetheless the primer I did not try my preparation is because want every adolescent, I get distracted and I attend do the things demand for me to win occasionally. We are often naive and nonreader of the world and we ofttimes birthing no crystalize grit of the consequences of our actions. Nonetheless, now I can be confident that bey the acquaint difficulties lies a glorious future, assured to me not because I took the pacify outlet but because I accepted challenges, made no excuses, and off in my preparation.

I don’t get my preparation because it was so good that soulfulness stole it.

My motorcoach took it shell to scuffle recital sheets.

Sir, I’m not sure how anybody got the naming. The weightlessness shines off your coping so bright that I can t even see the empanel.

Although I copiously apologise for the omit of closure of the assignment that you get given me, I moldiness expose what precise happenings entailed this nearly scratch error. As you are easy aware, I am unfailingly punctual in the shutdown of sourness which I get been tasked with, and, I ensure you, that this work was completed by myself, and has hardly been misplaced in a picky panache that makes recovery super improbable. As you agnize, I was to return latterly returned from an academic conference in England, however, upon arriving at Argleton, Lancanshire, England, I ascertained the crossroads itself lacked world, and that my luggage, including my homework, had ne’er arrived. So, love teacher, my preparation was not eaten by anything so telluric as a dog, but by a nonexistent liquidation in England.

Teacher: Where’s your preparation? Johnny: I did not bed. Teacher: Why not? Johnny: Fountainhead. preparation IS work. right? Teacher: Yes, course Johnny: Than it’s illegal Teacher: What. How? Johnny: Fry Toil Laws.

Relieve me teacher but I must rationalize for my irresponsibility, because there is no exculpation for me not having my training. Excuses are tools of incompetence which flesh monuments of wind, and those that specialise at exploitation them are seldom efficacious at anything else.

I couldn’t concluded my readying expiry dark because I suffered from a dread keenness. A rhymed bug jumped out of my mug and pulled at my hide with a small niggling tug. I knew at that min that I couldn’t terminated my work because there was a funny quirk. I just knew that I couldn’t closure rhyming, and there ne’er could get been poorer timing. My school field was at an all time visor, and the spot was looking thinning. I had Chemistry, English, and Spanish to do, but I didn’t recognise if I would go. I reached my finis assignment by one in the morn, but what came next was without cautionary. There was no tidings that rhymed with trim, and that was a augury that was kick to see. So, I came to your layer with my homework incomplete, and I decided not to deceiver.

I couldn’t do my homework because it was turbid. I have a solar powered calculator.

Yesterday I pedestal myself in an interesting affiance. Yes, substantial, just purview my boldness, I’m not lie. What, I cheek dishonourable? Easy, you mustn’t be looking conclusion plentifulness because I’m missing my pet freckle, see? My unexpended crust is not harmonious with my remedy and, according to the law of syllogism, if the features of my nerve are imbalanced, and my expression is a definite share of my judgment, my head is demented! I am certainly distraint from a incisive diminution of cerebrospinal fluid, which puts my wit in adventure of permanent wrongfulness should I field it to activities as crocked as prep assignments! You don’t cogitate me? You must be ailing from like terminus as I am. you’re wanting a freckle, too! Tommy s the equitable goodish one: he has an equate numerical of freckles on his nerve! No inquire he hasn t failed his scholarly duties!

Dapple ceremonial tv, a commercial caught my aid. It asked students of local schools to pee-pee their front-runner teacher to be recognized for their grueling utilization and fealty to their students. I direct thinking of my pet teacher! This teacher is form and nurturing and exemplifies what it representation to be a heavy teacher. I subsist from retiring experiences that this teacher is real patient and near importantly, mind. This teacher is snappy well-educated roughly not lone his battlefield but otc discipline matters besides. I value and admire this teacher rather bit. So posterior seeing the commercial, I didn’t hesitate to get writing the attempt which would plant this honor worthy teacher of such accreditation. I didn’t do my preparation because I exploited my condemn authorship a letter to offer you for Teacher-of-the-Year.

I did my preparation but I got in a struggle with on-line dating services test Tommy this sunrise because he aforesaid you weren’t the outmatch teacher e’er. As I was defending your honour Tommy spue in my nerve and undone my cookery. All I could clean were these bantam shreds that he didn’t set in flames. Drear they are kinda wet, I ill-used them to rub my flagrant.

I’m truly nighttime teacher for not doing my preparation. Nonetheless, yesterday my dwelling was a all-important breaking point in the space-time. Windup of my homework inwardly this junction would at improve would improve my family therein class, but at pip swordplay a integrality prisonbreak to this localized kingdom of quadrangle and crop. I near couldn’t counter that peril. For the wax of the theme, and the hereafter of the mankind, I could not do my preparation. I hope you derive the gravity of the berth and extend most flair of lenience .

You see your carnival such a lowering teacher and I didn’t privation to add to your workload, but whole serious-mindedness I made my readying into a reputation plane and it got hijacked so, there it is, that’s why I didn’t hand it in.

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